❝ I think you and I have different definitions of
delicious and mouthwatering. ❞
” I think I can agree with that statement. How
do you not like quality Chinese food? “
sassyxlette asked ;
Dad where's my cat.
You got a thousand dollars laying around?
Anonymous asked ;
your daughter's best friend asked her out
x a n d e r
” i’m an ADULT.
hardly. i can handle
my own spiders, that’s what the axe
was for d u h…
should i not call it that?
i figure it sounded better than
happy place… or saying m y
” i’d rather not have you smashing
the apartment with an axe thank
you v e r y much.
——————— no it’s cute…i like
it. i’m glad this can be a happy
place for you. cause it’s certainly
a lot better with you here. “
❝ —————- Right.
is it supposed to smell like that? ❞
” —————— if you mean
delicious and totally mouthwatering then y e a h .”
❝ What is that? ❞
” — general tso’s chicken? “
” there’s a s p i d e r in here.
& i will not be harassed in my
own private domicile
… why are you so sweaty? “
” that’s why you call for me and
i’ll get the big bad spider — besides
i think i already killed it — maybe a
minute ago. …wait did you just call
my apartment your domicile?
——— and i was working out right
over there, my place isn’t that
big you know. “
n o t h i n’ “
” jordan, put the axe down
p l e a s e. “
” ————— jordan …
what are you doing? “
“Yup, he’s in the closet.”
She’s lying, because she knows
damn well he’d be able to smell
if he were there.
No he wasn’t here. No way
it couldn’t be Colette. He was
just gonna awkwardly side step
towards the kitchen now.