sidusxaureum:

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        ❝ I think you and I have different definitions of
            delicious and mouthwatering. ❞

   ” I think I can agree with that statement. How
     do you not like quality Chinese food? “

sassyxlette asked ;  
Dad where's my cat.

     You got a thousand dollars laying around?

Anonymous asked ;  
your daughter's best friend asked her out

    x a n d e r

burnoxt:

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    ” i’m an ADULT. hardly. i  can  handle
      my own spiders, that’s what the axe
      was for  d u h… 

                           should i not call it that? 
                 i figure it sounded better than
                 happy place… or saying  m y
                 apartment…

    ” i’d rather not have you smashing
      the apartment with an axe thank
      you v e r y much.

             ——————— no it’s cute…i like
             it. i’m glad this can be a happy
             place for you. cause it’s certainly
             a lot better with you here. “

sidusxaureum:

             ❝ —————- Right.

                                     is it supposed to smell like that? ❞

     ” —————— if you mean
                             delicious and totally mouthwatering then y e a h .”

sidusxaureum:

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          ❝ What is that? ❞

   ” — general tso’s chicken? “

burnoxt:

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     ” there’s  a  s p i d e r  in  here.
       & i will not be harassed in my 
       own private domicile                
       … why are you so sweaty? “

    ” that’s why you call for me and
      i’ll get the big bad spider — besides
      i think i already killed it — maybe a
      minute ago. …wait did you just call
      my apartment your domicile?
                 ——— and i was working out right
                    over there, my place isn’t that
                    big you know. “

burnoxt:

                  … 

           … 

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      "           uhm.  
        n  o  t h  i  n’ “

        —————— …

   ———— …

        ” jordan, put the axe down
             p l e a s e. “

     ” ————— jordan …
               what are you doing? “

sassyxlette:

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     Yup, he’s in the closet.
          She’s lying, because she knows
          damn well he’d be able to smell
          if he were there. 

     No he wasn’t here. No way
     it couldn’t be Colette. He was
     just gonna awkwardly side step
     towards the kitchen now.